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irlpinkiepie

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10/07/2023 at 7:45 PMMore

irlpinkiepie

there are many things i could say about tumblr staff posting about wanting to force more algorithms on people because it makes the site “easier to use”, from “actually it makes it much harder to use because suddenly the things that appear on my dashboard aren’t predictable and i can’t as easily filter for the specific content i want to see by only following specific people” to “i do not want social media to be easy and frictionless, i want to actually talk to and engage with real human people and turning that into a simple and straightforward content slurry removes the actually interesting and compelling thing about being on a social media”

but also, y'know what would make the site much easier to use? fixing the outstanding bug that i submitted like a year ago that makes it so that there’s just a very high but also completely random chance that sharing posts with people doesn’t work. y'know, sharing posts, that feature that ought to be very good for a social media because it fosters connection between people while also promoting content? that just has a 99% chance to brick if you have an open conversation with someone on the mobile app? that feels like something that ought to have been a bit more of a priority than “adding more algorithms”,

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09/07/2023 at 4:18 PMMore

psi-hate

image

To hear that there was nothing that I could do to save you
The choir's gonna sing and then this thing is gonna kill you

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08/07/2023 at 12:21 PMMore

fiercestpurpose

I think people voting celery simply have not done enough cooking to understand the heavy lifting that celery does in soups. It’s subtle but it’s so so so important to the flavor.

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06/07/2023 at 7:33 PMMore

computerexploder

im just someones weird sister

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06/07/2023 at 1:21 PMMore

str8aura-no-not-that-one

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

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04/07/2023 at 3:36 PMMore

hbmmaster

I’m a car now tuesday

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04/07/2023 at 12:44 AMMore

isawken

through various circumstances beyond your control, you are being forced to add a minimum of one extra eye to your body. the entity (probably wizard or warlock) forcing this upon you is nice enough to give you a choice.

what do you do?

just one discreet eye on an easily-covered part of my body. like a coward

another pair above/under my existing eyes

one or both hands. like a video game boss or that pale dude from pan's labyrinth

third eye on forehead. classic

i’m going all in. give me a bunch all over my body

a different, funnier option (elaborate in tags)

a different, more horrifying option (also elaborate in tags)

note: the eye/s will by default look like your pre-existing eyes, same color and shape, unless you come up with something cool enough to convince the wizard/warlock to put in the extra effort to fulfill your design desires. i.e. giving you the pupil of a goat, making your iris purple, making the eye insanely large, etc. make your plea in the tags if you so wish.

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01/07/2023 at 2:30 PMMore

palm-top-tiger

if we've talked for more than 5 minutes im probably in love with you just saying

lizardgirlpenis

you're too easy, you know that right?

palm-top-tiger

can we kiss

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01/07/2023 at 11:44 AMMore

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30/06/2023 at 10:58 PMMore

hools

the lgbts

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